Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Watch Me Play With Myselves!

This is from my man on the street segment on Fox Soccer Channel's "FC Fox" from a few years ago. We were going to try to get some friends to play soccer with me in Central Park and I was hopefully going to be funny - yes, that was the plan - but nobody showed. So I said, "I'm good at playing with myself," and voila!


Monday, April 27, 2009

Better Early Than Never

It's never too early to celebrate a Sox sweep of the Yankees. Even though I know it doesn't mean a whole lot as far as how the rest of the season will pan out (the Yanks are without A-Rod till May 15 and have had a few other notable injuries as well, and it's only April for crap sakes!), it is still very encouraging to see the Red Sox out-clutch (Friday night with Jason Bay's 9th-inning, two-out, game-tying dinger off the best closer ever and Youk's almost inevitable 11th inning blast to win it), outslug (Saturday afternoon as they came back from a 6-0 deficit with a Tek granny and 6 RBI's from Mikey Lowell on their way to 16 runs), outpitch (Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN as fill-in starter Justin Masterson outdueled Red Sox killer, Andy Pettite, and rookies Hunter Jones and Michael Bowden dominated until Takashi Saito could shut the door entirely in the 9th) and even outrun (Jacoby Ellsbury, pictured above, single-handedly ran all over the Yankees for this win, including this unbelievable steal of home) the Yankees in each game of this opening series. Now THAT'S a run-on sentence!


Friday, April 24, 2009

More From "The Circuit"

In a word: wicked smaht.


Saturday, April 11, 2009

Wicked Smaht!

Um...I once made a battery in 6th grade science class.


Friday, April 10, 2009

Spammers Must Die

I just got the email below which was not rerouted to my spam box. It's because I know Peter D. Sheran, CPA. Or should I say "knew". He died over two years ago. So soul-sucking spammers apparently hijacked his gmail address and butchered the English language in trying to make "his" message sound casual and familiar. Turns out globseason is a virus.

I hope they have a good mood in taking the shit bus straight to hell.

Peter D. Sheran, CPA
Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 1:51 PM
subject Re:hi

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Dumb Puckers

I've had enough of the pucker. In case you don't know what I'm talking about, let me show you.

Seems like "the pucker" is becoming a mandatory look on the web these days for everyday gals and even reality TV superstars like Jenna Morasca (above right). I just don't see the appeal. It's about as hot as "Blue Steel", rhyme unintended. Let's see how you like it, ladies.