Saturday, March 28, 2009

Cuervo Man Gets Smart

Here are episodes 1 and 2 of 5 of a web series about young inventors called "The Circuit" which I hosted and produced. Full disclosure: no plungers or Speedos here.





Yeah, these kids are wicked smart.

And...scene.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Cuervo Man Video

This promotional video was made before I decided to catalyze parties without liquid courage. I don't have any recollection of some of what occurs in it.



Once I stopped drinking, the only thing that really changed at these events was what I remembered.

And...scene.

P.S. [In the voice of Dwight Schrute] Fact: I rewrote the lyrics to the Eve 6 song "Inside Out" to glorify the gold stuff and the nation it founded. Fact: In addition to performing live, I sang and played guitar in the studio version used throughout the video. [In the voice of John Hodgman] That is all.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patty's Day




And...scene.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Now THAT's Worth a Dollar!

Naturally 7 brought the house down (or should I say they brought "Le M├ętro" down) in Paris, performing an a cappella variation of Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight". They weren't actually singing for handouts, but they earned 99 cents from me through iTunes after I saw this.



They're no Princeton Tigertones, but they're okay:)



That's right, I was a Tigertone. (If you don't believe me, check out the 1990's alumni list.) I'm the guy with the beard (I was performing in "The Cherry Orchard" that week, so give me a break, dammit!). Also, I still had some hair then.

See if you can find "Prison Break" star, Wentworth Miller, and the award-winning writer and director of "Why We Fight", Eugene Jarecki. Maybe you'll recognize Jeremy Rabb from "Grey's Anatomy" and Raoul Bhavnani who was director of operations for Newark mayor, Cory Booker, as seen in the award-winning documentary, "Street Fight".

Man, I am really feeling insignificant right now. Um...did I mention I was Cuervo Man? YEAH! Deal with THAT, Went!

I don't think that worked.

And...scene.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Bitter Sweet


Jill recently got an article published in Women's Health. Sweet! The bitter? The article is about what to do when you have a crush on someone other than your partner, and she seemed to be writing from personal experience:)


And...scene.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Neptune Days

These videos are not demonstrations of the madness that is Neptune Beach Club because they were taken very early in the day on a Sunday. They are instead demonstrations of some of the silly and painful physical things I used to do as their emcee and during my Cuervo Man official visits.





Ow.

And...scene.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

My NEW Plan B

Scientists Turn Tequila Into Diamonds

How I turned THIS


into THIS



And...scene.

Shell Shock

I finally did it. I proposed. She said yes. And this is what it looked like. Sort of.



And...scene.

Sunday, March 1, 2009