Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

How to Play Soccer By Yourself

I used to rock it as man on the street for a little show called "FC Fox" on Fox Soccer Channel. In this little segment, we were supposed to get some people to play a little pickup game of soccer in Central Park on a weekday afternoon and then, quite simply, hilarity would ensue. But because most people work, no one of our leads showed up, and there was really nobody in the park to recruit. So I told my producer that I would play against myself. Nothing new for me. She agreed, and we came up with the idea that I would "clone" myself into different versions of myself. So watch me as I attempt to play myself and five other me's in a little game of six on six.

I miss doing this goofy shit.


Friday, November 14, 2008

Electrical Hazard?

This picture was taken in the men's room (if you couldn't tell from the urinals) at Homestead Miami Speedway. It's not just that there's a TV in the bathroom, or that it is for some reason unplugged that I am amazed. But that the plug has been left to dangle dangerously close to a toilet! Why not throw a toaster in there while I pee? And I can attest that the plug stayed like this for at least two days. And for the record, I used this urinal every time I relieved myself.


Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

No Small Parts, Only Small Actors

My buddy, Beaks, sent me a link to the video below. Beaks, aka Jeremy Rabb, is an actor who has dazzled audiences with more than one line at a time on several episodes of a little show called "Grey's Anatomy" (which Jill is addicted to, but I can't watch because it tricks me into frickin' crying at the end of every episode). Anyway, Beaks knows firsthand how dead-on this video is regarding the plight of actors trying to break into the big time with a little something called "under fives". And this little-known actor featured below has made the most of his opportunity, and you will laugh your ass off. Give it up for Erik Weiner as he performs "One Line on the Sopranos"!!!


Monday, November 10, 2008


I'm not really big on politics, but I have to go Nelson Muntz on W. here.

Bush leaving office more unpopular than Nixon

All he needs now is to be suspected of using steroids.


Thursday, November 6, 2008

Dophins Are Way Cool

I don't care if the music is cheesy. Jill and I just about cry every time we see this for some unknown reason. It's just so damn emotional! Seriously, one of the coolest things we've done together.

And yes, I'm a sappy turd.


Monday, November 3, 2008

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Hey Colts, Guess What Finger This Is

I loathe you, Indy. And yes, I'm naked.