Hodgman brought my attention to this bit of brilliance by a gentleman I know only as "Matthew". His mission: to make classic love poems more bearable by substituting the word "love" with "Boston Red Sox Hall of Fame Catcher Carlton Fisk".
"Love" willing the ball fair in Game 6 of the 1975 World Series
It works for "that guy". ("That guy" = Masshole Boston fan = me.)