The iScream Trek is not happening. I repeat, it is NOT happening. And it has nothing to do with my parole conditions. It's that the truck is a bit temperamental and probably wouldn't make it across the country. So it will be towed.
I'm pissed. I was so ready to crank the music and swear over the loudspeaker and pull the Eddie Murphy from "Delirious" by waiting for the kids to walk over and then speeding away and saying to Jill, "Watch how fast I make these muthafuckas run." Vrrrrrroooooooommmm.
I guess it's for the best.