THAT-ER GUY: (menacingly to the children) Go White Sox!!! Yeah, that's right!
It's bad enough that a grown man felt the need to talk smack to children. But just to illustrate fully the superfluousness of his gesture, allow me to add some context.
The White Sox beat the Cubs in a heart breaker earlier today, 6-5, and yesterday they destroyed the Cubbies, 10-3, in the opener of their Windy City Series. Then throw in the fact that the White Sox recently won a World Series (2005) while it's been a hundred years since the Cubs last won it all (1908, in case you couldn't do the math), and you'd think a White Sox fan would just revel in his own fortune and not have to jeer at his rivals, right? Especially when his rivals ARE CHILDREN, FOR FUCK SAKE?!!!*
I couldn't help but give some mature advice to the dumbfounded kids as That-er Guy walked away with his unfortunate family.
THAT GUY: You could take him.
And...scene.*I wanted to write, "Especially when his rivals ARE FUCKING CHILDREN?!!!" but it just looked wrong...especially in all caps...as it does here. Whoops.