Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Yeah, that's right. I'm kind of a big deal. Or I was anyway before they dropped me. Maybe they didn't like the creepy pencil-thin mustache. Anyway, if you click on the picture and read the description of what a "Fun With Ryan" party was all about, you will be amazed to know that it is all 100% true. I can attest to the fact that I was the "Life of the Party" (love how they put it in quotes like it was an expression they coined), and that "the moment [I walked] through your doors, the excitement [began]." HA! If you're wondering where all your excitement went, it's right here, writing here.