Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Forget What I Said Before!



THE CELTICS WON AND JON LESTER THREW A NO-HITTER!!!

The Truth defeats King James, and a cancer-surviving, World Series clincher drops the hammer! It's all because of me!

I'm fine, seriously. I didn't mean any of that crap about "shame and remorse" and being "that guy". All nonsense, I swear. I'm okay, you see, because it's working now. My completely irrational Boston sports team obsession. It's really working. See, all I have to do is really, really, REALLY care A LOT and I am rewarded. See? I win, effers! And it's all because of me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha ha...ha...ha.

And...scene.

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