Saturday, May 24, 2008
I did not take this particular video of the Kingda Ka ride at Six Flags Great Adventure. But I did share the experience it has captured. I looked (and sounded) not unlike William, the guy on the right (camera right, crazy coaster death car left - some tech speak fo' yo' ass), except minus suit and hair.
Holy effin' poopie crap! I thought shooting guns was exciting. This ride was a spiritual experience*. I don't care what happens to me from now on because I know I stared death in the face for just a few seconds and made it my bitch. Even if I was crying like Billy Ray Valentine [at 0:55]. I'm pretty sure Kingda Ka used tear gas on me, and they use that shit on crowds.
Survive a ride on this phallic behemoth and be temporarily death-proof like Ryan, Laura, Chris and Holly
*Not sure if this linked site would seriously consider this submission.