The realization has hit me like lightning, and I now look like the picture above: bald, yellow, and noseless in addition to just plain sad. I have come to a level of acceptance I never wanted. I now know and truly believe in my gut that nothing really matters. Worldwide corruption and injustice? Blah. Murder and war? Puh-lease! Starving children in parts of the world I've only heard about because there are evidently a lot of children there without food? Pass the Combos. These problems are nothing.
My TiVo has died.