Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Burst Bubble

The realization has hit me like lightning, and I now look like the picture above: bald, yellow, and noseless in addition to just plain sad. I have come to a level of acceptance I never wanted. I now know and truly believe in my gut that nothing really matters. Worldwide corruption and injustice? Blah. Murder and war? Puh-lease! Starving children in parts of the world I've only heard about because there are evidently a lot of children there without food? Pass the Combos. These problems are nothing.

My TiVo has died.



Momo Fali said...

Just shoot me while I'm hanging if that ever happens to me.

McShowoff said...

Alas, you alone understand, Momo Fali.