I am a smart and sensitive man, but I am unfortunately limited intellectually, emotionally and spiritually because A) my peace of mind is generally dependent upon the everyday successfulness of Boston sports teams, B) my interpretation of life events is often dependent upon what minimally relevant movie I can reference and C) my self-worth is almost entirely dependent upon your opinion of me. As you can see, I have dependency issues.
I'm watching the Red Sox/Yankees game tonight, and as the camera searched the crowd for eager fans, it stumbled upon two seemingly good-natured frat boys with Sox hats on. As the camera lingered on them just before the commercial break, I couldn't help but notice an interesting message, hand-written on their white tee shirts: "LMB Yanks". If you already know what that means, good for you. I'd never seen that acronym, but I quickly figured out what it stood for, so good for me. And checking my work on Urban Dictionary, I confirmed that LMB is indeed IM/text for "Lick My Balls". Ah, Fenway.